Are They Identical?

by Anya
(Canada)

My twins are both girls, but my sister has boy-girl twins and she gets asked all the time "Are they identical?"
Sometimes she replies with, "Do you know the meaning of the word Identical?" but my favourite response which she uses most often is "Yes, they are, my daughter has a matching penis!"
I hope it makes the people asking the questions feel as stupid as we think they are!