Say What Now?
Q: Are they twins?
A: What else would they be?
A: No I found one out in the parking lot, is it yours?
Q: How far apart are they?
A: About a foot.
Q: Did you know you were having twins? (I think this is a PC way of asking if I had IVF)
A: I HAVE TWINS??!?!?!?
Q: Did you have IVF?
A: What size are your breasts? (I like to counter one offensive question with another).
Comment: You have your hands full. This one is guarenteed every time I go out. Yes, Captain Obvious, twins are hard, thank you so much.