"Oh, Did You Adopt One?"
I was traveling through the mall with my youngest twins(10 months),Rheagan and Raleigh. Rheagan looks like me, very dark skinned and black hair. While Raleigh looks more like her father, pale, freckles and light brown hair...
While I'm paying for something a lady walks up to the stoller and peeks at them, I smile and she looks at me oddly and asks "Oh, did you adopt one?"
I must have stared a hole into the woman as I told her. "Yep, and Gregor Mendel's recessive chart is full of crap." Even then she didn't get it... so I just left.