"I Feel So Sorry For You"
I get this one a lot because my husband works a lot and I tend to be out with my kids alone. I'll be out with my almost 3 yr old fraternal twin daughters and some idiot will come up and say, "I feel so sorry for you." I have a temper, a bad one at that. I tend to go OFF on idiots who say this. "First, why would you say something that rude and thoughtless in front of my CHILDREN. Second off, you should really think about what you say, not all people are friendly and will blow off your blatant ignorance. I would highly recommend you walking away and very VERY fast." Usually mid speak people walk away, realizing I wasn't the best person to walk up to and be an idiot. I've had one actually tried to argue with me...I mentioned how I didn't *want* to go back to jail...she said I was going to hell and walked away. lmao