The Dumbest Thing...
(Nassau, NY, USA)
The dumbest thing anyone ever said to me was at the mall..the twins were in thier double stroller and had just come from a roll around class. My son still had his name tag on his back.
A lady asked me if they were identical..the big pink headband & yankee cap obviously didnt give it way...and then said of the name tag..
"Is that how you tell them apart?"
I said no, his penis does that!